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The Happy Accident
Barrow is a 'death mound'

Name:

The Veganatah's Biotch

Website:

http://www.lulu.com/missychurch

Location:

San Francisco, California, United States

Birthdate:

1970-02-12

E-mail:

pacificelf

hotmail.com

LJ Talk:

helenscott

livejournal.com (Jabber)

Bio:

If I were a Barbie knock-off, I would carry a riding crop and a can of cheese. My backpack would not be a jetpack but a box of wine with a plastic cup dispenser. My hair - black with bangs and a bit of blond at the neck where I fucked up and forgot to dye. My wardrobe would consist of black, teacher clothes (with out undies), spicy things from the 1950's, a variety of maryjanes and a coconut bra (one never knows if it trulemarkers (regular, thin, and super-thick for those lonely nights). My legs - bruised because I am always running into shit and I dont get enough protein from my cheese and boxed wine diet. And lastly, I would not drive a horse (unless I were desperate) or that prissy little corvette but a pimped out hearse with kitty ears on the roof and a horn that makes a pee wee herman laugh with a brittish accent.

[[Once I was Elven
Now I am not.
I go by the name of
Ms. Helen Scott.
To there
And now
Back
Again.
Now with stain fighting action -
and a brittish accent.]]

See me in action. I even bend at the waist:

doorway2themind.com

album title: missychurch

...and missychurch.shutterfly.com

Pictures:

over 70 public

Interests:

49: adlers eye glass museum, annie's bar, anon salon, black, black and white photo, black heart procession, bondage a go go, canned cheese, cheese, clowns, coffins, death guild, emily the strange, england, faeries, goth, hooping, karl, karls hips, leaves, mark ryden, mary janes, mice, mis'place'd appos'ro'fee's, montessori, murio's, my mom, n judah, nastiness, office supplies, paganism, pet rats, poetry, rats, ratties, rusty things, sake, san francisco, santarchy, sfgoth, sharpie markers, string cheese, sylvia plath, tattoos, uncle goddamn, veganators, vegans, writing, zippy the monkey

Schools:

None listed

Friends:

	25:	anchorsandwings, andrewjthomas, bigmocha, bigpinkhouse, clockworkmonkey, ctuck, decoverite, dhpnews, doppmonster, elven, faeryhead, fling93, helenscott, kathykat, lust_inthe_dust, mrbuttboy, rjwhite, sinthiadennis, sorrohe, tawdryjones, the_veganator, thirstymagoo, tommylegba, venusrising, zenithberwyn
	5:	bondage_a_gogo, craftygothswap, lithium_picnic, santarchy, sfgoth